" King Of The Road "
 

Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let...fifty Cents.
No Phone, no Pool, no Pets
I ain't got no Cigarettes

Ah, but,
Two hours of pushin' Brooms
Buys an
Eight by twelve four-bit Room
I'm a
Man of Means by no Means
King of the Road.

Third Boxcar, midnight Train
Destination...Bangor, Maine.
Old worn out Suit and Shoes,
I don't pay no Union Dues,

I smoke old Stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a Man of Means by no Means
King of the Road.

I know every Engineer
On every Train
All of their Children,
And all of their Names

 Every Handout
In every Town
And every Lock
That ain't locked
When no one's around.

I sing,

Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let, fifty Cents
No Phone, no Pool, no Pets
I ain't got no Cigarettes

Ah, but,
Two hours of pushin' Brooms
Buys an
Eight by twelve four-bit Room
I'm a
Man of Means by no Means

King of the Road
King of the Road
King of the Road

Yeah