Leroy
The
Redneck
Reindeer
Well you all heard that
Story
About Rudolph and his Nose
But I'll tell you a
Christmas Tale
That never has been told
You may think you've
heard it all
But you ain't heard nothin'
yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't
forget
Rudolph was under the
Weather
He had to call in sick
So he got on the Horn
To his Cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the Sticks
He said Santa's really
counting on me Cus
And I hate to pass the Buck
Leroy said: "Hey I'm on my
Way"
And he jumped in to his Pick-Up
Truck
When Leroy got to the North
Pole
All the Reindeer sniggered
and laughed
They never seen a Deer in
Overalls
And a John Deer Tractor Hat
Bud Santa stepped in
And said: "Calm Down"
Cuz we all got a Job to do
And like it or not Leroy's in
Charge
And he's gonna be leading
you
And it was
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
Hoofed to the Front of the
Sleigh
Delivering Toys to all the
good old Boys
And Girls along the Way
He's just a down Home Party
Animal
Two Stepping across the
Sky
He mixed Jingle Bells with
the Rebel Yell
And made History that Night
Before that Night was over
Leroy had them changed their Tune
He had them Scootin a Hoof
On every single Roof
By the Light of the Neon
Moon
Santa wrapped his Bag with
the Dixie-flag
He was having the time of his
Life
And you could here him call
Merry Christmas to all
And all of you a goodnight
And it was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hoofed to the Front of the
Sleigh
Delivering Toys to the
good old Boys
And Girls along the Way
He's just a down Home Party
Animal
Two Stepping across the
Sky
He mixed Jingle Bells with
the Rebel Yell
And made History that Night
He mixed Jingle Bells with
the rebel yell
And made History
