Rub-A-Dubbin
 

Rub-A-Dubbin

I could tell they were nervous
When they saw me at the Service
And the Preacher asked
If anyone had anything to say

When they said "I do"
I jumped up and said
"Thank You"
'Cause my Alimony just stopped today

Rub-a-dubbin' in my Tub
He's sleepin' in my Bed
He's watchin' my TV
He's scratchin' my Dog's Head

He thinks he's got H-E-R
Right down to a "T"
But he's just the next Ex
Of my ol'
"Used To Be"

( Instrumental )

Every morning he gets up
Fires up my ol' truck
He used to work one Job
Thanks to her, now he's got two

I'll even let him believe
That he stole her from me
But one day I'm gonna send him an I.O.U

Rub-a-dubbin' in my Tub
He's sleepin' in my Bed
He's watchin' my TV
He's scratchin' my Dog's Head

He thinks he's got H-E-R
Right down to a "T"
But he's just the next Ex
Of my ol'
"Used To Be"

Rub-a-dubbin' in my Tub
He's sleepin' in my Bed
He's watchin' my TV
He's scratchin' my Dog's Head

He thinks he's got H-E-R
Right down to a "T"
But he's just the next Ex
Of my ol'
"Used To Be"

He's just the next Ex
Of my ol'
"Used To Be"

Mmmm - Yeah


 (  Final Arrangement By  Ray Pfob )