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From "trippple T tanglefoot" Rose
and her "multi-part" series
of
"as the WEB turns"

( Dear Diary, )

A WHITE SPORT COAT is what you wore to our prom. When I saw you

that night all I could think was KISS ME QUICK. I was PARALYZED by

the POWER OF LOVE. You said I looked like a MONA LISA in my prom dress.

I had HIGH HOPES for a great time that night. Then you spotted

ANGEL, while we were dancing the TENNESSEE WALTZ. You were

always her PUPPET ON A STRING, and Your CHEATING HEART Went

CRAZY for her again. AND I LOVE YOU SO but I don't have a WOODEN HEART.

So many weeks have gone by and now, today, I received a letter from you. I never read it. I just wrote on the envelope, RETURN TO SENDER.

YOU GAVE ME A MOUNTAIN of HURT because you went back with

ANGEL. She told you IT'S NOW OR NEVER and you became her PUPPET ON A STRING, once more.

I heard you took a trip, together to BLUE HAWAII. But, I also heard

you never sang the HAWAIIAN WEDDING SONG to each other. Well,

you can be her KING OF THE ROAD, again, because I have met someone special with MONEY HONEY.

So, now let YOUR HEARTACHES BEGIN. Mine are over where you are concerned.