Turkey In The Straw

As I was going down the Road,
Tired Team and a heavy Load,
Crack my Whip and the Leader sprung,
I said "day-day" to the Wagon Tongue.

Turkey in the Straw,
Haw Haw Haw

Turkey in the Hay
Hey Hey Hey

Roll 'em up - twist 'em up
A high tuck-a-haw
Hit'em up a Tune called
Turkey in the Straw.

Went out to milk, and I didn't know how,
I milked the Goat instead of the Cow.
A Monkey sittin' on a Pile of Straw,
Winkin' at his Mother-in-law.

Turkey in the Straw,
Haw Haw Haw

Turkey in the Hay
Hey Hey Hey

Roll 'em up - twist 'em up
A high tuck-a-haw
Hit'em up a Tune called
Turkey in the Straw.

Met Mr. Catfish comin' down Stream.
Said Mr. Catfish:
 "What do you mean?"
Caught Mr. Catfish by the Snout,
And turned Mr. Catfish wrong side out.

Turkey in the Straw,
Haw Haw Haw

Turkey in the Hay
Hey Hey Hey

Roll 'em up - twist 'em up
A high tuck-a-haw
Hit'em up a Tune called
Turkey in the Straw.

Came to the River and I couldn't get across,
Paid five Dollars for an old blind Hoss;
Wouldn't go ahead, nor he wouldn't stand still,
Went up and down like an old Saw Mill.

Turkey in the Straw,
Haw Haw Haw

Turkey in the Hay
Hey Hey Hey

Roll 'em up - twist 'em up
A high tuck-a-haw
Hit'em up a Tune called
Turkey in the Straw.

As I came down the new cut Road,
Met Mr. Bullfrog - met Miss Toad
Every time Miss Toad would sing,
The Ole Bullfrog cut a Pigeon Wing.

Turkey in the Straw,
Haw Haw Haw

Turkey in the Hay
Hey Hey Hey

Roll 'em up - twist 'em up
A high tuck-a-haw
Hit'em up a Tune called
Turkey in the Straw.

Oh I jumped in the Seat and I gave a little yell
The Horses ran away, knocked the Wagon in the Well
Sugar in the Gourd and Honey in the Horn
I never was so happy since the Hour I was born.

Turkey in the Straw,
Haw Haw Haw

Turkey in the Hay
Hey Hey Hey

Roll 'em up - twist 'em up
A high tuck-a-haw
Hit'em up a Tune called
Turkey in the Straw.

( Hee haaa .... )

Turkey in the Straw,
Haw Haw Haw

Turkey in the Hay
Hey Hey Hey

Roll 'em up - twist 'em up
A high tuck-a-haw
Hit'em up a Tune called
Turkey in the Straw.

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